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The lamp we all need

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who the fuck is WE?

God peeling back his foreskin to illuminate the world on the first day.

now miss vanta


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Best job advice I’ve gotten: The job is not going to love you back.

Also it’s strictly for safety purposes or unavoidable (like a call time for Acting or  Flight crew ect) “On time is late” is TOTAL BS. On time is ON TIME. They love to preach about how “Time is money” but then only act like it applies to only them. YOUR TIME IS MONEY TOO!
If I have a 5 minute window and I don’t need it to prep to do my job properly, you will see me exactly when my shift starts.

ALSO TAKE YOUR BREAKS AND LUNCHES AND VACATIONS, it’s part of your pay. TAKE IT. 

Hey, a friend of mine just published a book about this! It’s called Lost in Work: Surviving Capitalism

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You fucked me up

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When we posted the alternate ending for The Giving Tree a couple of weeks ago, it roused a lot of strong opinions for or against the rewrite. People either LOVED it or HATED it.

So… here’s another alternate ending (also by Topher Payne) to a much-debated children’s book, The Rainbow Fish.

What do we think of this one?


Just read The Rainbow Fish by Marcus Pfister as usual, right up to the visit to the octopus. Then, make the switch and read this as an alternative to everything that follows.

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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

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this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

certified iconic post

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I am loving the notes section

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